The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Holy Smokey the Bear

A reaction to something surprising, often trying to sound like a superhero.

When Jim found his girlfriend Mary cheating on him he said "Holy Smokey the Bear!"

by J.L.S.F. November 23, 2016

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR

Something you need when your over-stimulating

I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR HELP apple

by Sohoowusyourday>good February 03, 2022

Bebe Boorinho Beary Bearial Bear

A cute nickname for my significant other, i love her

Hello, this is my bebe boorinho beary bearial bear!

by Pordi January 19, 2022

Team bear

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Bob: is team bear cool
Jimmy:YESSSSSSSS

by Bob the builder has sex September 13, 2022

Blemily Bear

A good bear that wants to watch the world burn in drama my making drama enhancement.

Blemily Bear watches the world burn

by mlemingshobe June 13, 2020