Law of Rhyme

Any statement which is uttered in rhyme MUST be considered the absolute truth.

Bylaw: The Law of Rhyme only applies when an adult talks. The Law of Rhyme does not apply when children rhyme. A child rhyme should usually be considered false.

To ignore the Law of Rhyme is considered a crime.

by The One True Savior June 4, 2019

Alkaias Law

The point at which Reductio ad absurdum reaches a point in which the argument at hand has lost all credibility

If two people are trying to make a soft drink, and one can't, but the other bottles AIDS, clearly the lack of soft drink is better than a bottle of AIDS. - Alkaias Law in effect

by Zack Vedrina August 20, 2012

first co-cousin-nephew-in-law

The grandson-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Huntrod's Law

coined by the philosopher, Patrick Huntrods, the law states that any headline containing the word "woke" can be summarily dismissed as racist propaganda.

Did you see the headline, "What will it take to get the woke folks to 'jump the shark'?" Man, I totally invoked Huntrod's Law.

by Lenin23 October 21, 2021

half-co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's husband.

My half-co-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Gaywin’s Law

The propensity for every online discussion to inevitably become homosexual.

(In a forum about Paw Patrol)
Person 1: “My kid really likes this show, but can we please talk about the lack of Gay representation?”
Person 2: “Gaywin’s law strikes again..”

by Krig May 22, 2023

Provision Law 32C Section 31

“Provision Law 32C Section 31” is a section deep inside Shafaet Hossain’s asshole which some might consider a repository of lame shitty jokes.

“wow! thats a Lame Shitty joke! sounds like you pulled it out of the Provision Law 32C Section 31 of Shafaet’s anus!!”

by JTdope March 13, 2024