LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment

A moment/event which is so unfortunate or tragic, due to which, even if a person commits suicide, it's completely understandable.

Tim: I was working on my essay since two hours straight, and I took a break for 'bout 2 minutes. That's when my mum walked in, and she thought, I was lurking this all time around! I
Fred: That's totally LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment!

by Internet Human January 27, 2017

Durre Moment

a period of time when nothing is more important to you than sleep.

'Wake up, you have an exam'
'Leave me alone, I'm having a Durre Moment'

by Nyan Cat is Nyan January 4, 2012

Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.

Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 April 1, 2011

Eggy boi moment

When you simp too much for people online, but not in real life

person 1: "bro, why do you act so different online"
person 2: " yea bro, you be simping for everyone"
person 3: "bro , I don't simp for anyone"
person 1: "Eggy boi moment"

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Jackson moment

When Someone says some dumb shit that is not funny

(Someone tells a unfunny joke) you- “Jackson moment”

by It’s me Jackson May 25, 2021

reya k moment

1. when a bitch says shit so audacious, unwarranted and unprompted that it makes you lose brain cells.

2. out of the blue, hilarious, lolcow type crashout.

“did you see the bullshit he sent on the gc?”
“yeah, i ain’t reading allat, fucking reya k moment”
“ong”

by c0nsumetheflesh August 27, 2025

Moment

A Moment is equivalent to 5 seconds or nearly sixth of a minute

Sameul: Dude I just killed that guy a moment ago and now he's hacking ugh
Soma: So just 3 moments ago I set up my new pc I'm ready
Sankol: I clicked 57 times in 1 moment this will help me in minecraft pvp

by yomtekadsoik oma February 4, 2021