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One Jack at a Time

To do a good deed. To save one from depression.
by Twenty Three Yorks in my Fetus September 24, 2011
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Bosnian Mountain Time

Bosnian Mountain Time is the time that you leave the party and/or bar after intending to "just have one drink and leave."
Me: Just so you know, I'm planning on leaving at nine.
Jen: Ok me too
Me: Oh shit it's after nine.
Jen: Let's leave at nine o'clock Central Time
(time goes by drinks flow)
Me and Jen: We are leaving at nine o'clock Pacific Time (shots glasses clinking)
(time goes by and drinks flow - bar is closing)
Jen: What time zone are we leaving at?
Me: Fuck we're on Bosnian Mountain Time now (said so slurry sub-titles are needed)
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2020
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Ticking Time Cum

When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.

This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.

Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.
Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.

Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.
by EnemaBucket September 28, 2020
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one topic at a time

The purest of people. The most amazing commentary YouTuber ever (sorry click). Makes his videos way more enjoyable than he thinks they are. Everyone should like OT and if you don’t I’ll find your address <3. All lighthearted stuff ^^
I’m going to go watch One topic at a time’s newest video about my species of people! Yes, I’m gay Brian.
by Charli3’s 0rgans<3 November 16, 2022
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Demon Time Conduit

When someone is able to have everyone around them on demon time no matter how awkward they are.
“Imma Demon Time Conduit my boy, you’ll definitely have fun”.
by TaeLegend September 5, 2021
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Post Chi Times

Post chi times refers to the era of existence taking place after the birth of Kymchi. All other moments of time preceding that are now known as “pre chi times” and are infamously known as the darkest times man kind has phased since the creation of orc females. Love live dat Kym dat Chi
1- Wow did you see Formalsan just global king anduin in SW?

2- I did it was insane. Post chi times for sure dude
by Sayaman January 17, 2023
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face time

One on one time with another person to discuss or reflect upon something
Before the big game, head coach had some face time with the starting players.
by Po June 29, 2003
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