J Edward

A guy that doesn’t know what he wants and goes through breakups that seem odd . He is still not over his “ 2019 ex” but is dating someone at the moment . He’s pretty cute and he knows it but sometimes his self esteem is kinda low and he feels alone most of the time . He low key wants to go back to his ex but he is scared that she will reject him so he stays in his comfort zone . He has alot of goals in life but for some reason is at a pause in life . He’s a good person with such a good heart and he could be the love of your life !
Hey J Edward ! You seem pretty funny I kinda like you !
by Your lovebug November 23, 2021
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Alyssa j

Alyssa J is the most gorgeous woman in the world and most likely to be in love with a guy named Andrew who will treat her like a queen they are the greatest couple ever and will always be together forever once they meet each other alyssa j is a strong-minded woman who claims independence but loves to be babied by her lover anyone who gets to meet an alyssa j will be one lucky son of a bitch
them- whoaaa is that Alyssa J

me- Yeah she's dating andrew

them- he's one lucky mother fucker
by a1782 February 25, 2024
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Andrew J-C

Andrew is a someone that looks at you with a truly genuine gaze in their eyes. He will make you know what it feels like to be so tightly held by the heart that everything else fades away. He's a man of truth and insight; someone who seems to always have the right answer to everything. He leans into people and makes sure they know he's listening passionately to what they have to say. He's full of love to give to the earth and the earth happily receives it.
"What was the name of that truly terrific guy you were seeing?"

"Andrew J-C."

"Oh yea okay."
by person420420 October 02, 2022
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J spot

Where Alex James Murray and William bun zoots
by September 26, 2020
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J cone

An Australian slang term for pulling a joint through the cone of a bong
yo homie wanna go pull a J cone?
by aussie1174 December 30, 2019
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Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/
Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!
by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009
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PB&J Rule

Party Blowjob Rule. If somebody is nice enough to throw an awesome party. One of the girls there should blow him out of gratitude.
Girl 1: Why'd u get with eric last night u dont even like him?
Girl 2: Had to, he threw a kickass party, PB&J rule
by Alazymudmixture July 15, 2009
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