Apartment-house

Single family 3, 4, & 5 bedroom homes for rent in a community set up like apartments. There is a leasing office for the tenants plus on site immenities such as playground equipment, swimming pool, exercise room, and pet park, etc.

I recently moved into what I call an apartment-house and I never have to cut grass again!

by Squeakyvoiceovers September 17, 2022

Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.

Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”

by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018

Fatass of the house

The fattest person in the White House that eats all the food

I have to ask the fatass of the house if i can go to Burger King

by Trashcan2513 November 21, 2019

House Nigga

a house nigga is the lowest class of the nigga kingdom, these punk ass niggas ain hustlin and they aint bustin for dough.

these house niggas be tweakin in they homes all day, no dough and no hoes

house niggas are the mortal enemies of the nigga kingdom and own no cred. a house nigga would rather steal anotha niggas bih than get one of them hoes himself. FUck house niggas.

These fuckin house niggas snitchin on my ass

FUckin house nigga got ma cash

by universe nigga March 22, 2018

Goodwin House

A house in Milton Academy. It’s further away from the other houses because, often times, stupidity is infectious. They can live next to a cemetery because, unlike other dorms, they have balls.

What the hell is Norris house? Why can’t I live in Goodwin House, a house where people don’t suck?

by Mr. Bland, Owner of Milton... April 26, 2021

salmon house

A salmon colored home in a small town in Michigan's lower peninsula near the saginasty bay, if you whisper salmon house very very soft next to the salmon house you will be blessed by the salmon gods.

"Salmon house" *almost incoherently*

by Mentally ill pog March 8, 2021

House Skipping

Going to multiple friends houses in a row when you only supposed to be at one friends house
Or going to a different place then you said

I just called Emma, jess isn’t at her house like she said,

Oh she must be house skipping

by awkwardpanda2003 September 20, 2018