National sit on lap day

On August 30thYou can sit on anyone lap for the day

Why you let her just sit on your lap*
Cause it's national sit on lap day

by Therealdellibitch August 29, 2019

national almond milk day

This national day lies on the 26th of June

National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .

by Thiccyyyyyyyyy June 26, 2017

national pillow on head day

National pillow on head day is a special day every year on February 21st.

National pillow on head day started when Christopher Stephenson the 2nd suffered from a serious case of brain cancer and wanted to bring awareness in order to get donations for his rare disease.

Unfortunately on February 21st 2012 Christopher passed away at the age of 47 he left a wife and 4 children.

His wife, Marcie decided to keep this case of awareness going to raise money for the "Pillow on head Orginazation" which is still trying to find cures till this day.

Edit- please hashtag #pillow_on_head_day and post on all social media websites and together we will find the cure.

R.I.P Chris.

"National pillow on head day" is a wonderful day.

by Itaiiiiii February 21, 2017

national keyboard warrior day

a day for all of the keyboard warriors to come out, some notable ones being max robinson, josh williams, the the king benton scott. the scumass

yo benton, let’s celebrate, it’s national keyboard warrior day!

by Greg Lazzaro December 1, 2019

National Sniff Pennies Day

National Sniff Pennies Day is on January 5th.The one day of the year you can sniff pennies without getting in trouble.

Mark: what day is it tomorrow?
Owen: National Sniff Pennies Day...why are you asking?
Mark: START HIDING YOUR PENNIES NOW!!
Owen: AHHHH!!

by Giraffe1211 December 13, 2019

National snatch ass month

Don’t bother grabbing or slapping, just take ( boys and girls have fun ;)

Timmy snatched jimmys ass on national snatch ass month

by Mrbigcheekd December 14, 2019

National Mr. Zetts Day

The national day to appreciate your teacher Mr. Zetts and listen to his songs over and over.

OMG its National Mr. Zetts day lets listen to his song "Get Green Get Heard"

by CandyStar123 December 19, 2019