reverse swallowing syndrome

Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me?

Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot

by bigballs_cheeseman42069ballZ March 10, 2024

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Reverse-Spic

An extremely dumb white guy looking for simple home jobs in Mexico. He will have either an ok understanding of Spanish or barely any at all. It is pretty common for him to leave before a job is finished, and with some of your property too. He will have common trips to the United States, and will most likely sell your stuff to thrift stores in the US.

"¿Puedes poner una bañera nueva por 700 pesos?"
"Si. Grande jobo, amigo."
"Ah, so you reverse-spic, ese?"

by Pingadingus March 12, 2024

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Reverse surprise party

A party in which, instead of the person/people of honor being surprised, the guests are surprised.

Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!

by schroeheme March 14, 2024

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Reverse-Hackintosh

the inverse of a normal Hackintosh, IE: an apple mac that has had windows installed onto it

so what are you gonna do with that mac you found on the side of the road?
probably gonna pull a Reverse-Hackintosh and give it to my mum, she wants a mac but screw the apple ecosystem

by hamax2468 March 18, 2024

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