Kick Discord Mods Day

On November 20th every year you get to beat the shit out of any discord mod and they're not allowed to fight back

person 1: its Kick Discord Mods Day
person 2: YIPPEEE

by GayCommie2011 November 11, 2025

rishi(discord)

a guy who owned /neymar and 100k+ subs on youtube

rishi(discord) pookie

by discordcom30394 November 23, 2025

NBA Discord Blowjob

While in a voice call with another user in the Never Broke Again Discord server, the male counterpart proceeds to turn on his camera and spits on his penis, stroking it whilst the female counterpart make throat/guttural noises, simulating a blowjob.

This method was popularized in Summer of 2025 and is still performed; albeit seldom nowadays.

"Dude, did you hear that she gave him an NBA Discord Blowjob?"

"Is that why they were in VC all alone together?"

by Cornerbacking November 25, 2025

the family discount

when one family member sells a certain product to another family member for a cheaper price than the product is actually worth

Stephen who was in dire need of some medication to help assist his special scholastic needs, and i mean special scholastic needs, decided to seek out his family member Matthew for a very special family discount. Upon meeting up with Matthew, Stephen was able to purchase 5 dollar pills for a whopping discount of 1 dollar, due to the fact that this was a family transaction and a result of the family discount. Unfortunately the pills were unable to assist special Stephen for his special academic needs.

by the glazed brownie master April 27, 2010

Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them

He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount

by ohnothatwasntme July 5, 2016

Funko Frotteur Discount

The practice of giving a price cut on a Funko character doll that has been taken out of the box and extensively handled and or has come into contact with a penis.

"You have a nice Funko collection!"
"Thank you, my grandpa didn't wear pants in the store and so I got the Funko Frotteur Discount on these three."

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

LEAL's Discord Server

The best server ever created in the entire Discord.

LEAL's Discord Server? Yes... *smirks*

by Dark Crow January 21, 2017