Swear on your mums life

It’s a term / quote to use to be certain you or whoever you’re talking to is telling the 100% truth.

Joe: yo g wys
Jay: nuffin bro wys
Joe: on top of the Eiffel Tower on a joint g
Jay: swear on your mums life mate
Joe: na das dryyyyy

by Swear on your mums life December 27, 2018

your muma

a great comeback insult when arguing with someone

who stole my last beer? your muma

by Matty September 23, 2003

Your_mum12

A nickname given to a person who Is a classical joker, but never comes up with new jokes and copies jokes off others

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"........Your_mum12"

by Skunk_zeee October 19, 2012

your.mums.left.b00bie

An amazing wonderful mutual who posts funny shit on tiktok ♡

Someone: "Damn, have you heard of your.mums.left.b00bie?"
Someone else: "No, what do they post?"
Someone: "They post funny shit on tiktok, duh."

by mrworldwidesslimeyvulva <3 September 12, 2021

Your mums yum

My friend uses it randomly

“Hey did you know( long pause )” them @ your mums yum”

by Random.beotch.209… December 10, 2021

your mums fucking pussy

what every person touches fresh out of the womb

did you touch your mums fucking pussy on the way out?

by Kamhawkz1001 December 15, 2025

farting in your mums face

Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man

Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg

Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here

Me: okay mama

Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us

by Dickchocker69420 April 3, 2023