National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.

The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.

by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021

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fuck your fuck

the act of having sexual intercourse while fucking a hole in the wall, whose name is Susan. the person most likely to this this is probably a Michael.

"i'm gonna fuck your fuck."
"okay Michael, calm down."
"but i love Susan more than my wife."

by bootyliciousnessness December 31, 2019

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Get the fuck your fuckmug.

<.7.9.7.6.>Go Fuck Yours<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Go Fuck Yours<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

by cockwafer June 13, 2024

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Get the your balls are fucked matemug.

National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021

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