Blowing sunshine up your ass

Trump’s preferred Covid-19 cure
Vaccine? Who needs a vaccine? Blowing sunshine up your ass, that’ll get rid of that nasty corona. We have all the best sunshine here. UV, ultraviolet, you name it.
by Legitcures April 24, 2020
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He will go jihad on your ass

well jihad is a holy war waged on behalf of Islam as a religious duty..
but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass
by j0-Rocks December 24, 2004
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Smack Fire From Your Ass

smack the shit out of some one
or beat their ass.. whatever you want to call it
"If you don't quit with the bullshit I'll smack fire from your ass"
"I should smack fire from your ass"
"Bitch if you dont quit talking that shit I'mma smack fire from your ass"
by Babi Kk July 15, 2005
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Don't wipe your ass with me!

A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.
ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "

RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"
by Horse head April 18, 2017
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grand slam it up your ass

Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"
Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.
by irishpunk84 July 09, 2010
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An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.

See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.
Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."

or

Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"
by Lacey Smiley January 12, 2011
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freeze your ass off

When a question so incredibly stupid is asked, and avoidance is the best way forward.
"What game mode shall we play?"
"Freeze your ass off"
by NorthKoreanPornstar April 11, 2016
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