That one special male at work that you get along with so well you spend all your free time at work with him. When you find out gossip you go straight to him to see if he knows yet. You surprise him with lunch or snacks. You don't want to hang with Noone else on break. Every conversation with him is great. You can talk about anything to him and he listens. You finish each other's sentences and make fun if your coworkers together. Everyone else thinks it's sexual and you don't understand why because you don't see it that way.
Do you mind taking a late lunch today?
I can't. My work husband is waiting for me to go to dunkin'
So what's going on with you and him?
Nothing, he's just my work husband
I can't. My work husband is waiting for me to go to dunkin'
So what's going on with you and him?
Nothing, he's just my work husband
by Ne55a October 12, 2015
Your best friend at the workplace.
by MJ and Diddy March 11, 2008
by CMN April 28, 2008
by Weyoun January 28, 2005
Taking a dump while on the clock.
by robbing thomas December 02, 2005
When you're not too high to function at work but still high enough to enjoy yourself. Not usually high enough if you're out smoking with your friends.
by Max Schultz March 21, 2008
Inflictions in which obscenities are uttered uncontrollably while working. Work tourettes is often caused or acerbated by stress or an impending deadline.
An individual with work tourettes.
An individual with work tourettes.
Me: Jane has been working so hard to meet that deadline, all I hear is "f*ck this" and "sh*t that" coming from her office.
You: Yeah, she sure has a case of work tourettes ... stay away from her.
You: Yeah, she sure has a case of work tourettes ... stay away from her.
by xtopher brown August 20, 2008