wee calf

The punchline of a Scottish joke. Wee calf sounds like week off when they Scottish say it because of the slang they commonly use

Why did the cow go on holiday

-because it had a wee calf

by Bum chum 64 February 7, 2018

Bum-Wee

A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.

That man is at least 40, can you believe he's doing a Bum-Wee in public

by Doggly September 2, 2023

wee han

scottish mama moo dickass saxy poopoo head . Very very gay asshole who loves sex cheese.

Wee han roux gimme gay cheese sex

Mmmm ass

by Mama moo popular Bieber Scott October 31, 2019

wee wou

wee wou is another word for yk what UwU

credits to laks for making word <33

omfg vedu and stuthi will wee wou <3

by spiritedaway January 3, 2022

Wee-Taw

A softened version of an unacceptable English term for canines that act goofy and/or idiotic at baseline.

Those wee-taws went to the wrong door again to get into the house!

Can somebody please let out the wee-taws before they piss in the house?

I took the wee-taws for a walk, but they’re still experiencing withdrawal from their Prozac.

by maevcore May 13, 2023

wee dog

Goes by weed also but is a rare breed of dog you can eat and chew on.

Yo bro wanna go get some weed? ;)
You talking about that wee dog? Oh yeah definitely.

by iTOLDyouiSPEAKFaCtZ101 August 21, 2021

wee unit

(west of scotland) a fit or hot girl usually wearing something that appeals. Not an exact science but I would say under 25.

did you see that wee unit?

or

Q: How was the gig?
A: Shite. But the whole place was full of wee units.

by dogpish July 28, 2010