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walmart wave

Holding up your middle finger; also known as "flipping the bird", and giving someone "the finger". Mainly used by large-assed women driving Ford Windstar vans, with large bangs.
"Did you see that haggard redneck lady in the rusted-out soccer mom van? She really gave that bitch in the Taurus the ol' WalMart Wave!"
by Rocco the other white meat. January 18, 2017
mugGet the walmart wavemug.

Walmart Trash

Similar to a Walmart rat. Someone who could be defined as Walmart trash spends their time in a Walmart and loiters around there. Another definition for Walmart trash is a Walmart customer who looks shady or is doing weird or stupid things.

So basically, it means a lesser human being that dwells in Walmart.
I was at Walmart the other day buying some snacks, but then some Walmart trash came up to me and questioned my snack choices.
by whiteboyz36 October 27, 2017
mugGet the Walmart Trashmug.

walmart kid

A kid that sung a song inside Walmart and became viral
He yodels like the Walmart kid
by Money mo May 25, 2018
mugGet the walmart kidmug.

Walmart Hoe

Someone who thinks she is the main bitch when actually she looks like the Walmart check out lady
The girl over there buying that lace bra is a Walmart Hoe, she thinks she's hot shit but the frozen chicken at Walmart is hotter
by BiQueen October 2, 2016
mugGet the Walmart Hoemug.

Walmart Cunt

A woman who walks around in her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS
by Namelessdude2000 August 14, 2022
mugGet the Walmart Cuntmug.

walmart shenanigans

Doing random shit you might find with the things in walmart. Examples: baseball with a football and bat, throwing a ball across walmart, etc.
Me: hey bro lets go do walmart shenanigans
Bro: ok sounds fun
by boaz274 December 18, 2017
mugGet the walmart shenanigansmug.

brown walmart

A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.
"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."
by #sysadmins December 2, 2009
mugGet the brown walmartmug.

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