Couch Viking

Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.

If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking

by Temiz August 14, 2023

Viking

When one person before sex wears a Viking helmet and covers the horns of it in fish slim for him/her to ram and gore the horns into his/her asshole.

I saw a picture of Vikings at a museum today so what happened was I decided to

by Heckle May 29, 2022

Viking slap

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that your balls slap on her pussy

Her: I felt you Viking slap me.

Me: yeah my balls are sore from yesterday’s fuck.

by Urban_FroYo June 30, 2021

Viking Style

A reverse reach around.

I grabbed dat ass Viking Style. Just like the way the Vikings used to grab their Seax when in battle.

by Trixi K. June 17, 2022

vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022

Viking style

When the guy wants to have sex with his wife or girlfriend and she says no, but you fuck her anyway

My girlfriend didn't want to have sex with me, so we did it viking style

by RiderNose October 17, 2025

Viking Eskimo kiss

When two dudes rub beards together.

Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing

by Viking Eskimo kisses November 3, 2021