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federally fucked up

1. (v.) Drinking/using narcotics to the point where you know longer have control of your body/mind. Usually accompanied by blackouts and in some cases, peeing on your girlfriends Super Nintendo.

2. (adj.) Used to describe something that a close friend or family member did to wrong you.
"Dude I got so federally fucked up last night I peed on my girl's printer. I don't remember SHIT."

"Did you hear that Mike stole Jim's girl then got her pregnant and left hit to raise the kid?"
"Damn, that's federally fucked up."
by DaKine1947 March 10, 2011
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shut the fuck up

shut the fuck up...please...i did say please! Please Shut the Fuck UP! Goddamit...SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNT!
by J September 8, 2003
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Fucked Up Human

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dimensional binary scale to regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded imbalance -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" are acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imbalance, it would have to fail. So additionally, a continuous highly sklled effort to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are basically done only in two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok -- not to question. No question to prove, or disprove, and thus in error was accepted. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up human ways are being continuously done -- the fool is fooled over and over again.

See also: Real Up Human
John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive and maintain his fucked up existance.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005
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sucked the fucked up

1. When a person has been hanging out with fucked up people and is now sucked into their fucked up group.
2. When a fucked up group sucks in an innocent person.
3. When a female sucks the cock of a fucked up guy.
Oh man, Kory sucked the fucked up and joined Marilyns group.
by posseidonsmistress April 14, 2009
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awesome fucked up

Fucked up and disturbing in a way that it is also awesome.

Alternatively, fucked up awesome.
Man, the Pixies have some awesome fucked up lyrics.
by Narrenschiff March 28, 2007
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fucked up bastard

someone who does dangerous stuff to gain recognition
Fucked up: I jumped off a 30 foot wall as a challenge yesterday..............you:fucked up bastard
by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013
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Figgety Fucked Up

Extremely pushed to the most aggravated edge of something; irritated (emotion-wise); strong feelings or habit forming
"That dude had me figgety fucked up the other morning."
by Honeybun456 September 20, 2016
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