toot your own horn

to point out positive truths about oneself

khortsarethenewjorts: partyczar, you toot your own horn when you use the catchphrase, "i'm awesome."

partyczar: fact.

by khortsarethenewjorts May 9, 2011

Toot my own dick

A bastardization of the idiom "Toot my own Horn" but emphasizing a narcissism equivalent to wanting to have sex with yourself. Used ironically to brag.

Person 1: I don't mean to toot my own dick but I think this is the best painting I have ever made and better than what anyone else will ever make.

Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.

by A. Creed May 8, 2010

Toot it out your butt

An office or school appropriate version of "Blow it out your ass." Also used be delicate ladies (or men) who don't want to curse.

"Sarah, I've seen monkeys produce better reports."

"Toot it out your butt, Frank"

by FourBeerMilky April 29, 2010

Toot, Poot, n Boogie

Fart, poop, and leave.

I really had to go but I was in a hurry, so I stopped at Wal-Mart for a quick Toot, Poot, n Boogie.

by J Lucieer July 19, 2019

Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010

San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Right after fucking a chick, fart in her face and then escape on your scooter in a haze of ass vapour

Bro 1: Bro, 30 seconds after I nutted in Latoya’s snatch last night in the Bay Area I gave her the San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Bro 2: Bro what’s that?

Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter

by Filch75 January 17, 2020

toot it out your butt

A more polite version of "blow it out your ass". In essence, a way of telling someone to leave you alone or fuck off.

If you think I'm going to listen to your mother berate me over the phone, you can toot it out your butt.

by Ghostface Billah April 29, 2010