Testicle

The worst kind of bully

Some say she resembles a testicle

by CleverCain December 2, 2023

Burst a testicle

To get pissed off by sth/smb so hard that you feel your balls hurt and realised you literally bursted a testicle.

Usage of burst a testicle
Dude, you saw that shit on tv? It pissed me off so bad.
You tell me? I almost bursted a f**king testicle!

by Autistic Crusader March 13, 2019

chicken testicles

Calling someone a bitch

1-i love her
2-chicken testicles

by EveryoneWillKneelBeforeMe October 30, 2020

Jamaican testicle tag

The Goofy ass game the gym teacher has you to play instead od basketball.

PE sucked! We played Jamaican testicle tag for 3 hours.

by utopenec February 6, 2025

Icelandic beef testicle

One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.

"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

Diversion testicle

Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.

Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.

by Ghjskdldh July 31, 2021

Testicle perfume

What it smells like in a man's underwear

SMELL MY TESTICLE PERFUME BIITCH.

by 6969 fortnite 6969 May 28, 2018