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uber-shocker

Fist in the pink, fist in the stink. A variation of the shocker.
DAMN was that girl a freak i tried to give her the shocker but she was like "hell no baby, i want the uber-shocker"
by tee cue34 February 24, 2008
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The Price is Right Shocker

Two in the plinko, one in the stinko.
Bob Barker welcomed each new beauty to the show by introducing them to the Price is Right shocker.
by Shaunasweets December 8, 2023
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Lithuanian Shocker

The act of giving a woman the shocker during sex while having un maintained fingernails, resulting in a torn orifice ( usually the rectum )
We had been camping all week and I gave this hippy chick the shocker in the woods, my fingernails were pretty long and it ended up being a Lithuanian Shocker!
by RobotScientist June 27, 2022
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Mad Shocker

Take index middle finger and pinky curl them with ring finger and thumb into a fist. Punch her in the taint as hard as you can.
He gave her a mad shocker.
by ltysonl July 25, 2025
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Shocker

Obeyshepard mystery holder

Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter

Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…

Bullshit plus fish bones

Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck

Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned

Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…
Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…
by Pushmataha October 26, 2022
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Shocker

To have a shocker is when someone has a shocker of a day
Eg: stirlo had a shocker when his level broke and radio stopped working.
Eg : jd had a shocker when his phone died
by Brett marsh October 13, 2017
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Thorn shocker

A derivative of the shocker wherein the person performing the shocking crosses the index and middle finger as well as the ring and pinkie finger, creating two awkwardly twisted and "thorny" shocking apparatuses.
The reverse shocker wasn't quite satisfactory to m'lady, thus I resorted to the thorn shocker.
by Shockerific February 5, 2009
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