door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.

The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.

by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007

Norman Door

A door that tells you the opposite of what you're supposed to do, or requires a sign to tell you what to do. These doors are very frustrating and can be mistaken many times.

God Dammit Jim! I keep pulling this push door!
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.

by xX_herobrineslayer95_Xx July 16, 2016

Door Breacher

The door breacher is the designated guy in the group who makes first contact with the ladies. He is proficient in finding ways to either enter their conversation without them knowing or “accidentally” corralling a group of ladies to bring them closer to his group of guys. Every group of guys has a door breacher. He is funny, charming and gives off a safe vibe crucial for initiating contact with the opposite sex. He also specializes in pick up lines, dad jokes and other phrases that females will not dismiss initially. The door breacher is only as good as his stack though, without a proper team of guys behind him the mission can go awry.

“See that group of girls over there.. Teddy is the best door breacher we got, let’s send him in first”

by Officer Apollo April 11, 2019

the door in the floor

when you drink too much realized you have no pants on and then pass out face up on the door

man he really had a door on the floor that night.

by jerold dean November 21, 2004

door cherry

The first person to leave the office at the end of the day

The new guy waited until someone took the door cherry before leaving for the day

by Che3zy January 17, 2017

Suicide Doors

The act of rolling your shorts into a thong and placing your nuts out of the right side and the ween out of the left side to portray the appearance of a Lamborghini with suicide doors.

Bro, stunt on them; and hit 'em with the suicide doors!

by Petty Officer Kyle November 2, 2020

Door Pants

A pair of pants left at your front door in the event a delivery person, etc. shows up at your house and you're walking around your home naked.

While I was home from work today relaxing in my birthday suit. I got a knock at the door. I'm so glad I keep a pair of door pants by the front door or I would have missed my monthly wine delivery!

by Jlcb December 21, 2018