Muppet Broadcast

When you fist two people at once, alternating strokes so that the recipients' grunts are in phase. The two fistees face the same way, so their reactions resemble a news broadcast, with a "muppeteer" underneath.
by Knullthu February 29, 2024
mugGet the Muppet Broadcastmug.

Muppet talk

When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.
Last night I got six points playing Muppet talk ! And one of the words was hippopotamus.
by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024
mugGet the Muppet talkmug.

muppet

ellie taylor is a muppet
by devooooo0 January 21, 2025
mugGet the muppetmug.

Muppet Trap

A question, statement or meme about a moral panic subject (tobacco, guns, vaccination) postured as authoritative while exercising demonstrative or even hyperbolic ignorance of the subjects discussed initiating a feedback loop of ideological sock puppet responses.
Was on Facebook last night trying to explain to some 2A guy that open carry doesn't mean you don't store your other firearms safely while trying to explain to some anti gunner that the driver bits she found in the parking lot are not projectiles, got stuck in the Muppet Trap for 2 hours...
by Ur BOFH March 20, 2019
mugGet the Muppet Trapmug.

gay muppet

flux is both goofy and gay no kizzy no cap
flux is acting like a gay muppet today and is also feeling abit goofy muppet
by thheo June 30, 2022
mugGet the gay muppetmug.

The naked muppet

The naked muppet is a 5,6 fatty that stalks men and women around the gipsland area
I just ran in to the naked muppet and he mooned me
by Jess baily February 8, 2023
mugGet the The naked muppetmug.

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