Flop Artist

A person that always gets something wrong...or someone that just flops on a daily basis, at everything they attempt.

Such things include not being able to keep your end of a deal, embarasing yourself and others, just anything thats just generally going to make you look like a fool, will equate to you becoming a Flop Artist.

guy 1 - hey watch this perfect parralel park
guy 2 - dude, you never get it the first time
guy 1 - fool, watch me
****totally flops parralel park****
guy 2 - your such a flop artist
guy 1 - .....yeah

teacher - Jimmy wheres your homework
Jimmy - i left it at home again, miss.
teacher - jimmy, your such a flop artist

by Dee> January 14, 2009

flop dick

A man who doesn't live up to their responsibilites.

Russell didn't pay his chid support this week. What a flop dick.

by Pamela Ambrose January 13, 2007

flip flops

the sexiest sandals a girl can beacuse the foot is almost naked

Clip clop, i heard gemma arrive wearing cute pink flip flops, when she took them off she invited me to lick the sweat off her flip flops, i was more than happy, i love the smell of her sneakers too

by gemma's foot slave April 18, 2005

flip-flops

Some of the sexiest shoes a girl can wear, second only to heels. Designed to make a girl's foot look even hotter than it already is. Makes an irresistable sound when slapping against the bottom of the foot. Almost like being barefoot, yet provides minimal protection to the sole of the wearer. Fun to dangle off the toes (and most chicks do)!

Sarah was wearin these wicked sexy black flip-flops today. All the guys were droolin over her feet.

by Jeff676476 February 12, 2006

pee flop

anatomical part
casserole
missing the toilet
immediate discharge of all urine in the urinary tract

Mamma Mia, That'sa Spicy Pee Flop!

Time for a Sharp Pee Flop.

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Pee Flop Overnight.

There's First Love, and There's Pee Flop Love.

I Wish I Were a Pee Flop Weiner.

Have a Pee Flop and Smile.

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Pee Flop.
A Finger of Pee Flop is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
See the Pee Flop, Feel the Shine.

by Zeno Haus October 21, 2007

Flop Taco

A Pussy with Large Labia.

Holy fuck Mike, you should have seen the that bitches flop taco!

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

flip flops

1.)A noisy form of footwear that goes "slap slap slap slap" as you walk.
see thong sandals

2.)slang for John Kerry

Someone needs to slap the shit out of John Kerry with their footwear.

by "Scooby Doo GET OFF THE AIR" - Jello Biafra August 11, 2004