Doodle monger

A person who breeds or specialises in the selling and/or supply of excessive cock in a certain area. Could be compared to a fish monger.

"Hey baby...so, how about you and me?"
"You, dear sir, are a doodle monger"

by decoy roadie November 3, 2003

dipsy-doodles

diarrhea, extremely loose stool. This term could also be used to describe food poisoning symptoms.

Last night's shellfish kept me up all night with a terrible case of the dipsy-doodles.

by kdonk March 18, 2010

Horse doodling

Term born in Danbury CT slang for smoking weed

we got to go Horse Doodling soon dude

by TimetoSmokethisBlunt21 July 17, 2010

poop doodle

penial discharge during morning urination of fecal matter after having a nasty faggot night of unprotected faggot sex.

wee hours of the morning at the commode

faggot 1: ahh...shit that stings!
faggot 2: what is it cuddle bums?
faggot 1: ahh....a fucking poop doodle!!!!!

by wilken November 13, 2007

Yankee Doodle

When one homosexual male is having anal sex with another homosexual male and the male that is "pitching" takes his dick out and puts it in the other males mouth.

Take out that dick and give me the Yankee Doodle!

by Big Dick Swag1 December 13, 2010

Doodle-Bob

Someone who is mean at first, but eventually is nice.

Dude I thought you were a bitch! But you're just a Doodle-Bob.

by Ugly Girl🙄 November 18, 2018

the doodle bob

A sexual maneuver where, when doing a girl from behind right as she's about to climax you yell, "NIMOY HOY MINYOY YOY", at the top of your lungs and plunge a pencil, eraser first, into her anus. Bonus points for the comically large pencils.

"Why isn't Tom's new girlfriend talking to him right now? Didn't you hear? He gave her the doodle bob"

by The Doodle Bob September 15, 2015