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Captin Lizzie

When you sing the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune and stick the whole of your forearm plus your fist up their bum hole and go ARGHH!
person 1: *sings theme tune*
person 2: dude, why you singing that?
person 1: *captin lizzies*
person 2: OUCH MAN THAT HURT
person 1: lol
person 2: * is in immense pain*
person 1: lol
by Mintperson August 6, 2011
mugGet the Captin Lizziemug.

Lizzy

A line of drugs. Usually Cocaine.
"Ay bro can I get a lizzy?"
by Slutvision666 June 26, 2022
mugGet the Lizzymug.

Lizzy

Lizzy is a self-diagnosing little bitch who faked tourette’s syndrome. She loves victimising herself and talking horrible stuff behind your back! Be cautious if you are in a 1 meter radius of a Lizzy as they are almost like some sort of nuclear waste attracted to talking about you behind your back. Do not date a Lizzy and be friends with her straight after as some Lizzy’s are super toxic.

‼️this is a joke, if your name is lizzy or lizzie, do not take this seriously. you are an amazing person and i hope you’re doing well! ‼️
Lizzy: hey! what ya doing?
you: oh i’m just singing, want to join?

Lizzy: sure! omg your singing is awesome!
you: thank you so much :))
*a little time later*
Lizzy: oh my gosh their voice is atrocious, they cannot sing to save their lives!
other person: … *ends up telling you*

you: i heard what you said
Lizzy: i didn’t say anything! that person told me that and are saying that i said it!!!
by MEGLADON420 July 7, 2022
mugGet the Lizzymug.

Lizzie

She is a true baddie. Kind, but won’t take any crap. Funny, really the life of the party. Beautiful, and won’t ever recognize and talented in so many things especially the arts and she is also usually short and pretends otherwise and has a few close friends but that’s ok
Alex: Woah who’s that?
Person: Oh that’s Lizzie!
Alex: Dang she’s beautiful
Person: yeah ikr
by Emo Chicken September 7, 2022
mugGet the Lizziemug.

Lizzie

Lizzie is the type of person who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside :) They’re definitely the type of person you wanna surround yourself with ALLL THE TIME :) She’s so so hot and def can make u IFYKYK quickly ;)
Hey look, it’s Lizzie! She’s soo hot.
by Zenoberkshirenanana July 21, 2021
mugGet the Lizziemug.

Lizzie

One word: 'Poo'
I found Lizzie nuzzing a toilet bowl. Now she is my best friend.
by anonymous March 6, 2023
mugGet the Lizziemug.

Lizzy

My favorite character is Lizzy
by BloodyPink Shipper April 5, 2024
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