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Receding Testicle

Despite its name, the Receding Testicle refers to an area that is found in both males and females. In males, it is located where the testicular sac terminates inferior to the anus. In females, it is located where the vagina terminates inferior to the anus.
After 3 years of trucking, Mike's Receding Testicle developed a boil.
by Pillar Nasty September 9, 2016
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Canadian Testicles

Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."
by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016
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Third Testicle

The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.
Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."
by AliceTheKink November 1, 2015
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Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.
My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.
by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
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testicle fuck

"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"
by Cloverman January 20, 2016
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testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses
Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight
by Fronk donk August 25, 2017
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Burst a testicle

To get pissed off by sth/smb so hard that you feel your balls hurt and realised you literally bursted a testicle.
Usage of burst a testicle
Dude, you saw that shit on tv? It pissed me off so bad.
You tell me? I almost bursted a f**king testicle!
by Autistic Crusader March 13, 2019
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