Mr. Squishy

Ejaculating into a condom, then leaving it on all day.
Usually refers to an act of masturbation.

"My wife wouldn't give me any this morning so I took matters into my own hands. To avoid that bothersome cleanup, I wore a condom, and I brought Mr. Squishy to work with me."

by Uncle Knuckle January 22, 2010

squishy

feeling of wetness a girl experiences post intercourse when she feels the mixture of seamen, her own orgasm, and lube all mixing together in her vaginal region.

The girl felt squishy when she was looking for her clothes in the morning.

by beth aka american July 26, 2006

squashing the fly

In the game of hearts when you only win one trick.

Ha Ha Fred only squashed the fly

by tony shannon March 22, 2005

butternut squash

when a girl deep throats an entire stick of butter then pukes it on a guys nuts then punches him in the balls

"Keith said if she pukes that stick of butter on a guys nuts and punches him in the balls its called a butternut squash."

by funkykeith May 29, 2017

squashed

(v.) The act of having sex with one.
Most commonly used by Alex Justus of Crosspointe, Fairfax Station, VA 22039

Alex: Hey Mike, last night I squashed Ashley well
Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole

by Stephen Koch February 2, 2005

Squishy Love

The act of self masturbation (generally by females) upon sight of their sexual partner to the point of extreme moisture in the vaginal area. The name Squishy Love comes from the audible sound created during the act.

Jill's boyfriend returns home. Jill see's him, leads him to the bedroom where she then masturbates furiously, creating the aformentioned 'Squsihy' noise.
The boyfriend tell's his friends what happened and could only describe the act as Squishy Love.

by KaX January 6, 2008

Squishy

A highly agressive softshell turtle that lives in Dee Bug's bedroom and tries to eat human fingers.

"Stop biting me, Squishy, it's rude."

by Crimson September 14, 2004