Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.
"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."
by klickklackpow December 29, 2011
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sparkled

when you solve your friendship problems like twilight sparkle
Adam: Bentley has been real distant recently so i sparkled him and now we're gonna be closer friends now
Michael: thats awesome man
by TheCheesestick February 11, 2024
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Warren John Sparkle

That poor pigeon that the teacher tossed in the bin like it was nothing. R.I.P you will be missed by many (meaning me and my bestie).
Eggy: I'm gonna climb in and fish Warren John Sparkle out the bin

Peggy: I'll give you a boost and then I'll meet you in there.
by Rando0912 April 17, 2021
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Stomp out your sparkle

Synonymous to the expression ‘dampen your sparkle’ or ‘burst your bubble’ and should be used as such
Don’t wanna stomp out your sparkle, but I think that might be the whole point.
by metawhore November 30, 2021
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Shake My Sparkle

To fully satisfy ones sexual desires or fantasies.
I gave her a few chances, but she just couldn't shake my sparkle.
by Blahblahskiddlebob January 30, 2023
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Sparkling vagina

Noun.

-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.

-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.
Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."
by LetItBeatle November 28, 2013
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