Spanish Hammock

Usually refers to when a female is deep throating a guy on her knees and the male drastically streches his ball sack around her chin

my girlfriend was giving me head and she started to get tired. So i performed a Spanish Hammock so she can rest her jaw muscles

by Adam Polacko October 1, 2006

Spanish Omelette

When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.

I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!

by briggy March 23, 2009

The Spanish Way

The act of kissing the girl on the neck, when discovering a girl that you're interested in smokes, and you're not a smoker (thus making you not want to kiss her).

"Dude, she's a smoker and you still got some? How did you kiss her, man?"
"I did it the Spanish Way."
"Ahhh, nice."

by Henley Road April 16, 2010

Spanish Microwave

This is when a female quefs under the covers and shuves your head under,much like the dutch oven.

OMG you shouldve seen what she did to me!!She totally just spanish microwaved me!!!

by omfgurfaceissick May 13, 2010

spanish ninja

Very simular to the Ninja... this is an intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lighs in the room
second, you start banging the girl in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in her ass and pull out so she "does not know"... now this is where this and the Ninja differ... you very stealthly sneak around her side and scream TEQUILA!!! and give her a champion Dirty Sanchez.

Madonna:Damn, i got spanish ninjad pretty bad last night.
Me: Yeah you still have shit on your upper lip.

by air dick October 11, 2005

Spanielish

Adj. Stupid, foolish, and glutonous. Cannot properly function after receiving commands or orders. Physically twice it's own age. Revolves around food and useless things. Has no ability to learn.

Spaniel is quite spanielish.

by Spaniel June 13, 2004

spanx

meaning special thanks, thank you with more gratitude

spanx for the gift

by Donald W. Brown Jr March 29, 2011