Sonic the Hedgehog

A blue predator, who instead of saving animals prefer eating them. After that he eat a creator of those machines, who very looks like a Eggman. And... he.... kinda like it

"Man do you want to play some Sonic the Hedgehog game?"
"ask Evanimas that, and he tell you the truth."
"what"

by FelixLotus November 4, 2022

sonic phone

another way of saying something is cool.

friend #1: i just got a new phone
friend #2: thats sonic phone

by fartsing February 15, 2021

sonic origins

To throw your precious money away in a dumpster while not knowing that you will be awarded with something amazing tonight.

He did some sonic origins and got some sonic superstars last night.

by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023

Sonic Syndrome

Sonic Syndrome is where they make a photorealistic CGI version of a character look beyond NIGHTMARISH!!!

Examples include Sonic's now-scrapped character design for the 2020 Sonic movie, every character's design from the 2019 Cats movie, and Boot's character design from the Dora movie.

Person 1: Have you seen the trailer for the new live action adaptation of the Sonic movie
Person 2: Yeah, Sonic's character design looks satanic.

Person 1: He definitely suffered from Sonic Syndrome, like every other photorealistic version of a cartoon character.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 2, 2021

sonic tyson

A 5’6 little beaner that is 50-2 in his boxing career that has only lost to el knuckle and nacho. Claims to squat 205 but has a huge cock!

Sonic Tyson got crossed by nacho!!!

by Yousmelllikepussy September 16, 2021

sonic ejaculation

When one ejaculates so hard with so much semen, his testicle will be pulled with the semen.

Guy 1: "Dude, she is so hot!!"
Victim: "Yeah, my testicle hurts because of my case of sonic ejaculation."

by Never_Mad January 14, 2015

sonic the handhog

A being who has ascended to a level that all other sonic OC's can only dream of achieving. Sonic the handhog was conceived through the highest IQ that could only be attained through consuming the media known as Rick and Morty meeting the most simple minded neanderthal who cannot formulate a proper sentence. He is perfection incarnate.

Sonic the handhog requires no context.

by Ascendant Succ November 1, 2017