A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 17, 2023
Get the Mormon Shockermug. For the first time last night, I was officially shockerized.
Dude, I totally wanted to see her face expressions, and I shockerized her!
Dude, I totally wanted to see her face expressions, and I shockerized her!
by phoenixblack July 20, 2009
Get the shockerizedmug. Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)
by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014
Get the Rock-Shockermug. A derivative of the shocker wherein the person performing the shocking crosses the index and middle finger as well as the ring and pinkie finger, creating two awkwardly twisted and "thorny" shocking apparatuses.
by Shockerific February 5, 2009
Get the Thorn shockermug. by Luke Manley March 17, 2016
Get the permanant shockermug. by bryan, chelsea, carrie August 18, 2008
Get the shocker your lifemug. Eg: stirlo had a shocker when his level broke and radio stopped working.
Eg : jd had a shocker when his phone died
Eg : jd had a shocker when his phone died
by Brett marsh October 13, 2017
Get the Shockermug.