scoop and throw

Reaching back through your legs, laying a full turd on your palm and throwing it into the face of an adversary

Bron was gob smacked when the two timing Girlfriend bent down and executed a perfect scoop and throw into the face of her friend

by Kii_wii September 15, 2015

Sandling Scoop

An object similar to a spoon but with a longer handle and a deeper scoop, generally used to profusely shove sand up ones butt hole until they can no longer pucker their sphincter muscle.

Hey bro, lets go build some sandcastles on the beach and try out this new sandling scoop that I borrowed from my friend, Nick.

by JCaal November 28, 2016

camel scoop

When a Male pulls his trousers so high his testicles fall either side of the seem.

"Oh look! Fin is camel scooping! What a prat"
"Check out that dudes camel scoop"

by Camel scoop May 21, 2021

scoops ahoy

where the 2 hottest people work

person 1: where does robin and steve work again?
person 2: scoops ahoy!

by microwaverry July 16, 2022

scoop dick

A person who looks like they have zero skill and performs with zero skill.

Caleb looked like a complete scoop dick trying to play basketball.

by Vauhgn April 02, 2016

The Daily Scoop

Maddie

Maddie is the daily scoop

by afaafasafaffaafafafs October 05, 2021

scoop and loft

When your girlfriend farts a stinky fart and cups her hand and lofts it up to your face to smell.

Did you just scoop and loft that fart gas towards my face. Why would you scoop and loft me if you love me ?

by Tlitt January 04, 2018