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The slimy salute

The act of shaking hands with somebody while still having pussy juice on your fingers.

Variations:
(1) - Offensive (intentionally)
(2) - Defensive (unintentionally)
The slimy salute is being defined in two ways:
(1) Since she always had an attitude towards me I decided to give Susans mother a slimy salute.
(2) Last night I couldn't clean up my hands in time so I had to give Susans dad a slimy salute.
by bighadron August 5, 2017
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Arkansas salute

Skipping out on rent
What did you do about not having money for rent? I gave him the Arkansas salute.
by Sekiride07 February 20, 2025
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allergy salute

The movement of arm, hand and fingers to wipe across a runny nose. Suggests symptoms of allergy or cold/flu.
My son was constantly doing the allergy salute so I took him to the doctor.
by yes juanito yes November 26, 2017
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Salute to the Snow God

Placing your windshield wipers up off of the windshield in preparation for a snow storm expected to make your vehicle difficult to wipe down. Having the wipers up prevents them from being iced in places and streamlines the process of scraping your car.
When Alice got home for the night, she checked the weather to see if she should perform a Salute to the Snow God to make scraping her car easier in the morning.

Or

Walking down the street in a snow storm in January, Peter all of the cars parker along the street with their wipers up in a Salute to the Snow God.
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Paternoster salutation

To pay a rent boy to shit on one’s chest
Greetings, allow me to show you a paternoster salutation
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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Salut

Greeting in romanian that means "Hi"
A:Hey you cunt
B:Salut ya twat
by Mortian April 5, 2017
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German salute

by Orbert November 7, 2021
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