Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

sage comment

CAN'T AIM FOR HEAD ONLY BELOW THE BELT

SAGE COMMENT IS SOMEONE THAT IS GAY AND CANT AIM FOR HEADS ONLY BELOW THE BELT FOR PEOPLES MEAT

by GREATMATHTEACHER July 29, 2018

The Sage Effect

When you get into a relationship with someone and you break up in the next 2 days.

Bae: I know its been two days in all but... But im just not ready for a relationship.
You: Ok, *whispers* shit, i have the Sage effect!

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta August 29, 2018

Sage

One of the funniest, prettiest girls ever.A great big sister and role model. You can get into fights but you guys will always make up. Guys will always be all over you. You're very athletic and strong. If you don't have a partner you take advantage of it and rock it! If you have a Sage don't push her away!

Guy;Damn she thwiqqq

Guy 2; Yuh yuh she ah Sage

Guy 1; Shiii

by SkrtDde November 19, 2019

Sage

A guy who is so fucking stupid and loves to suck dick and choke on dick .

I will pull a sage tonight

by NoPeople April 22, 2019

Sage cable

Sometimes she sounds like a turtle but it’s okay because she is a beautiful girl and very lovable. She is so sweet and funny and everyone loves her.

Boy number one: Bro sage cable has a fat booty

Boy number two: don’t talk about her that way she is gorgeous but like yeeeee

by Mandog111 June 4, 2019

Sagee

A person or client being massaged. I’m the massager your the massagee. Or Sagee

I use aromatherapies to get the Sagee to relax!

by Cory Ryan brock August 16, 2019