Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

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CAN'T AIM FOR HEAD ONLY BELOW THE BELT

SAGE COMMENT IS SOMEONE THAT IS GAY AND CANT AIM FOR HEADS ONLY BELOW THE BELT FOR PEOPLES MEAT

by GREATMATHTEACHER July 29, 2018

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The Sage Effect

When you get into a relationship with someone and you break up in the next 2 days.

Bae: I know its been two days in all but... But im just not ready for a relationship.
You: Ok, *whispers* shit, i have the Sage effect!

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta August 29, 2018

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One of the funniest, prettiest girls ever.A great big sister and role model. You can get into fights but you guys will always make up. Guys will always be all over you. You're very athletic and strong. If you don't have a partner you take advantage of it and rock it! If you have a Sage don't push her away!

Guy;Damn she thwiqqq

Guy 2; Yuh yuh she ah Sage

Guy 1; Shiii

by SkrtDde November 19, 2019

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Sage is a wonderful girl who will support you in the hardest times. She is athletic and energetic and asked to many questions. We love how curious she is. If she has siblings she gets along with them very well. She supports her family and cares for her friends. When she gets in a fight she keeps her opinion no matter what.

“I can’t wait to Sage my wonderful friend” Diana said

by Wow dough December 31, 2019

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