retard

Someone who is as fucking stupid as a log of ass excretion.

Teacher: What is your favorite color?
Retard: Car

by ryhlyh November 30, 2016

Retardation

The act of being so fucking stupid that you literally make other people lose brain cells.

You are the absolute definition of Retardation.

by TayTayGamerson June 26, 2018

Retardation

A nation of retards.

Some countries are such retardations.

by Pubo December 7, 2016

Retard

One who posts a definition on UrbanDictionary of a word that's already been defined on UrbanDictionary

Person 1: X is a letter of the alphabet
Person 2: X is a letter of the alphabet
Person3: Person 1 and 2 are retarded.

by Namenlos12345 November 30, 2010

Retard

Someone who is arrogant, self-righteous, and over-talkative. This person thinks highly of him or herself, but realistically knows nothing other than how to whore for attention.

Not to be confused with the definition of stupid or naive.

My neighbor is naive, so I get why he sometimes does things that are stupid. Sarah Palin is a true retard, so I get why SNL made fun of her.

by JoeKikas June 15, 2013

retard

The growing of a fungus

Stop that fungus from retarding.

by chriztopher December 28, 2012

Retarded

A fallacious name people most often use without knowing the real meaning such as "man, that movie was retarded". When really the real meaning of the word is referring to someone with special needs. Which when you use that word in such a silly sentence, think about the people around you that may know someone that they care about with special needs. So, before saying something is "retarded" just stop and think about what that word REALLY means.

"You are so retarded" (when really he is just calling the guy stupid)

by Linda Long September 17, 2011