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Pain Raisin

Ouch! My pain raisin is pulsing!
by Toad II October 12, 2022
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raisinable

Logical and rational regarding dried grapes.
Combining a large-size container of quick oats wif a standard cylinder-box of dehydrated Thompson Seedless delights creates a raisinable proportions-ratio of cereal and fruit; one then only has to pour out da desired amount of said mixture into a bowl, add milk, and partake of said easy snack.
by QuacksO April 20, 2023
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Rhinestone Raisin

An old man that pretends to be rich to pick up younger men or women. He wears fake jewelry, has fake watches, fake suits, and rents a fancy car.
A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.

The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.

My sister tried being a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.
by anonymous May 15, 2023
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raisining

1. (v) the hobo-utilitarian practice of drying soiled clothing, serving as the highest achievable means of sanitation/hygiene.
Charlie is busy raisining his trousers; but I'm sure he'd love to eat some toast scrapings with you, Mont.
by mb-L January 6, 2011
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raisin frankfurt

After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.
Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!

Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?

Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.

Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.
by bunnyboi November 22, 2016
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