Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023

Raisin Basher

A woman who has a severe hate for a man with "Raisin sized testicles".

Did you hear about jannet crushing that pathetic mans raisins? I think i'll call her "raisin basher".

by KnowBalls February 22, 2009

Raisin-clit

The polar opposite of a ladyboner. Hard, shriveled, completely unsexy.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a walking raisin-clit.

by SnortGiggle December 1, 2022

Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

by Bbosh April 2, 2017

Wet raisin

When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass

I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash

by Bigbentdick May 25, 2020

raisin box

a car full of really old people.

"why the hell are they going so slow?"

"it's probably a raisin box."

by ot b April 17, 2018

Homemade raisins

The action of putting 4 spider eggs in your anus and letting them hatch, then eating the babies with a spoon

Man Tina is really into Homemade raisins.

by Fetus_muncher69 July 13, 2021