Putin

An adjective to describe someone or someone's actions when the someone is compensating having the world's smallest penis by doing ridiculous, hurtful things like invading another country.

You hear about Chad pushing that girl around? What a Putin.

by TofuPetteri March 1, 2022

Putin

Putin is a Russian word translated to English as "Man with Baby Dick"

I was on a date last night with this guy, but he had a Putin and I had to end it.

by Wade Wilson 87 March 2, 2022

Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

No body takes me seriously I'm going to pack a Putin

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022

Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

Putin

Dumb Bitch who wont get of his lame ass and fight ukraine himself

Putin a dum whore bitch sucker who cant do something an purely laughs whilst people die out there

by UrbanHasBigDick March 3, 2022

Putin Pressure

The action of applying extra pressure to be victorious over a situation, person or a group of people. The act of making strategic extra moves without backing down.

My boss was putting Putin pressure on me to show up for my job on time.

by Thebabygee March 4, 2022