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<7.9.7.6.>Call It The Agency Of What the Fuck YOu Thought It Was ANd I Promise YOu, Trail My Words Again And I Promise You That I Will Promise To Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<7.9.7.6.>Call It The Agency Of What the Fuck YOu Thought It Was ANd I Promise YOu, Trail My Words Again And I Promise You That I Will Promise To Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Promise

Something that you can't break. Ever.

We can go to the Snowball...
Promise?

Promise.

by Mileven011 June 5, 2018

crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.

Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.

by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019

DHA promise

DHA promises are even more powerful then the River Styx. If you break this promise, your bones will break. This promise is most likely going to be directed towards a best friend. Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So whenever you swear in DHA, you’re promising on Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So the next time you promise to your friend about something, to make sure it’s official, promise on DHA

I DHA promise not to donkeyspiddle all over your diapers, hangers, and the state of Alabama.

by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 15, 2020

Thumb Promise

A Thumb Promise is a promise stronger than a pinky promise. It shall never be broken, and if so, then the person who broke it may never be trusted again. Crossing your fingers does not invalidate a thumb promise.

“She thumb promised me she’d get me a drink if i called mom upstairs for her.”

by syylent June 8, 2024

bestfriend promise

a promise between best friends that if you break it the friendship breaks as well, a best friend promise is so meaningful and powerful that it is stronger than the friendship. never break a best friend promise, you’ll regret it. you will loose your bestfriend

bestfriend promise? yes
broke the promise{
lost a best friend

by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019

Promise

The last time I have met a Promise she was soooo emo!! You'd think she'd be such a feminine girly girl because of the name! But she loves the color black! People even mistake her as a boy! Some people even think she is lesbian, or trans!

Ruby: When I first met Promise, I thought she was a boy. And when I figured out she was a girl I thought she was a lesbian!

Edgar: I thought she was a transgender!!

by Kyungyeol127 November 23, 2021