Petrol

An alternative to the slang “gas”, a term to describe anything that is positive or fun

This cake is Petrol dude!

by ChristopherNoel June 2, 2024

Petrol

An alternative to the slang “gas”, a word used to describe anything positive and fun

This cake is petrol dude!

by ChristopherNoel June 2, 2024

petrol

when someone cooks or does something really well, similar to gas or fire

Person 1: Did you see that sick fighting game combo from that one dude?
Person 2: Yeah, that string was straight petrol.

by jorgeluisborges June 11, 2024

PedroBR

PedroBR is a racist kid born in June 18, 2013 (2013-06-18) age 9. He rages over the song Pedro by Raffael Carrá. No idea who he is? Search up PedroBR on YouTube.

pedro means: spanish/portugese/brazillian/italian name

pedroBR is the racist kid who is white and learned the word from Racist Mario. he even likes the 9/11 tragedy.

Me: Pedro pedro pedro pedro pe
Pedro: PLEASE STOP USING THAT SONG!!!!!!!
Pedro: BLOCKED!!!!!

Pedro: I love the 9/11 tragedy!
Me: What the fuck.

by tomasfan2009 June 12, 2024

PETROMINit!

To swiftly and smoothly address all car maintenance-related needs, from oil changes to major repairs, ensuring convenience, reliability, and total peace of mind.

"Car’s making sound, let’s PETROMINit! Today."
"I will PETROMINit! Before going home."

by doitagainandagainandagain December 30, 2024

PETROMINit!

To swiftly and smoothly address all car maintenance-related needs, from oil changes to major repairs, ensuring convenience, reliability, and total peace of mind.

"Car’s making sound, let’s PETROMINit! Today."
"I will PETROMINit! Before going home."
"Yalla PETROMINit!"

by doitagainandagainandagain December 30, 2024

Petroleum Popper

The Petroleum Popper is a move usually done on cute, adorable (and consenting) males with big, blue eyes and the most squeezable cheeks. To perform the Petroleum Popper,

you need:
- a wall
- 1 large glass on raw honey
- a Jakub
- Petroleum
- some dextrous fingers (3 is enough)
And that’s it!
First, find a suitable Jakub that fits the aforementioned description. Next, take your Jakub and strip any clothes off (after asking for consent of course). Then pour your raw honey over the entire Jakub, leaving no skin in the open air. An optional addition; you can pour a large dollop of honey down the crack for visual pleasure. Now, my favourite part! Throw that hunk of endearing, 2 beautiful buns babe at a large wall. Quick note, make sure the Jakub is facing away from you with arms and legs spread for easy access. Now do as you wish! I’ve noticed my Jakub perks up a little smile when I slap his buns silly and get my face all up in his chleba! When trying to stick large bad dragons into the behind of the Jakub, make sure to cover the tip to base in strawberry flavoured petroleum jelly. This goes for all Jakubs. Why so specific? I’m trying to find that out myself.

Boostna: Lachit! You should’ve seen the Petroleum Popper I gave to Jakub last night! We’ve upgraded from a 5 inch wide bad dragon to a 12!!!
Bro: Wow, man. my Jakub can barely fit a 3 finger fisting.

by JakubRawHoneySnowBunnyHeaven7 May 13, 2025