dooky patrol

To pick up dog shit in the back yard.

Kayla and Ericka, make sure you conduct a dooky patrol before grandma and grampa come over.

by Kayla&Ericka June 1, 2007

thot patrol translation

An elite group who translate hentai doujins into shakespearean english

Thot patrol translation translated another doujin

by Variant647 October 30, 2018

shore patrol

A way to say "most certainly" without sounding stupid!

You are SHORE PATROL allowed to make calls to me, and you know it!

by Jim9821 August 1, 2005

Snow PaTroll

A typical millennial Snowflake who wastes their time trolling media sites and regurgitating second-hand opinions with nothing to back them up. They usually have little idea how government works and so their feelings need to be validated by the mainstream media. They are also plagued with symptoms of Trump Deramgement Syndrome.

Every time Donald Trump tweets, out come the angry, butthurt Snow PaTrolls!!

by Time Foolery July 23, 2018

volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

Light Mode Patrol

A group of people on Reddit who are determined to eliminate all light mode present on the internet.

Person: I use light mode on discord
Other Person: LIGHT MODE PATROL! SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY

by Flizbri June 30, 2019

Ski Patrol

The Police. Law enforcement officials.

The ski patrol rolled up so we dropped our blunts and booked it.

by nighttripper August 11, 2011