Operations Order

A document that is written to include EVERYTHING that everyone needs to know about any given mission/operation conducted in the Army.

PVT 1 - "What the fuck is going on?"

PVT 2 - "Didn't you read the fuckin' Operations Order!!"

PVT 1 - "...are you serious!? That thing is 15 pages, front-back...I speed read it"

PVT 3 - "Dude, what the fuck are we doing here at 0430?!?!"

by someone trying to make you LOL April 15, 2011

alpha operator

Noun: A supreme drama "wench" that frequents the Gamespy Forums under many pseudonyms. Applies to any person who is hated because thay are a "pansy" or extremely boring but cannot comprehend why. Often condescending and manipulative.

Oh man, that alpha operator sure is spamming up the message boards with stuff about mushrooms and Chernobyl. Who cares?

by pewp October 30, 2003

Alpha Operator

A "expert" (no one really knows just what the expertise relates to) suffering from a self-induced delusional paranoia who thinks that any internet forum or BBS that is not open to the public is filled with hackers and evil, baby-eating Satanists that are plotting to take over the world. That is, after they kill him first, of course.

"Don't mind him, he's juat an AO."

"Kind of reminds you of an AO, doesn't it?"

by Imp April 7, 2004

operator

Operator: A smooth operator with the sweethearts, commonly known as stud, ace, champion, or famously known as ISLAND.

look at operator, another one on the books

by e-z October 4, 2005

Operation Cacti

The operation going on in Iraq that involves Canadian soldiers. Instead of dressing in drab desert colours, the Canadian Armed Forces are wearing green, possibly to look like Cacti.

Three Iraqi soldiers are dead after what appeared to be a cactus shot at them, demonstrating Canada's stunning Operation Cacti offensive.

by SpeZek July 25, 2008

Operation Barbarossa

An old German joke where you wanted to invade your Russian girlfriend's ass on a winter night but she manages to throw you out of the room

Johann had planned an operation Barbarossa with Alekandra, but felt emptiness the next morning.

by Covidnazi August 15, 2020

reverse Operation game

role-playing game; opposite of Operation board game; objective is to ring buzzer with organ

It's called the reverse Operation game. You put the organ in and try to make the buzzer ring.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013