Bottle-blasting

The act of vigorously inserting a bottle of any kind into a someone’s vagina or anus

Sam and Ben were totally bottle-blasting last night!

by Luc95 November 15, 2018

dick in a bottle

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.

I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle

by D-Soul January 08, 2012

trunk bottle

A bottle of liquor that is kept in the trunk of your vehicle in case of drinking emergencies.

Trunk bottle is necessary when drinks are too expensive at a bar you can take shots (or make your current drink stronger) out of the back of your car, and only have to purchase like 1 drink.

by Foxylady March 11, 2014

Pee on the bottle

Verb, to pee on a bottle on the street while performing the act of public urination.

Person: I need to pee
Person2: pee in the street

Person3: pee on the bottle or don’t pee at all

by The man with the big brain October 18, 2019

ketchup bottled

verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.

1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."

by JandE July 12, 2008

Bottle Return

Removing a bottle from a patient ass. They usually do this for pleasure, but they will always make up an excuse of how it got there.

We had to perform a bottle return on John to get the coke bottle out of his ass.

by dr slang September 04, 2012

Leaky Bottle

A sex act during which you piss into one of your partner's orifices (other than the mouth), but you don't like waste so you drink it as it leaks back out of them much like you'd do with a leaking bottle.

- "Dude yesterday I Leaky Bottled my girlfriend."
- "What the fuck? ew."
- "Nah man that shit's fire, want to try it with me?"

by 69MeatMyBeat69 November 23, 2019