Hamburg Patty

When a man squashed his penis with a flat iron. Considered "raw" when heat isn't applied.

Man, I knew Jeff was into some strange shit, but a hamburg patty?

by Kroniso September 6, 2018

Patty request

An invitation to participate in an obscene sex act illegal in 39 states and the District of Columbia. Involves two woman, a man, a roll of cling film. Often followed by a celebratory meal at shake shack

Oh my god. John and Sarah made a Patty request for Friday night

by Pattyfan December 8, 2017

Krabby Patty

It tastes good

I like krabby patty

by Goodhood April 25, 2020

patty pat

the most fruity guy you’ll ever meet. his birth certificate might say patrick, but his personality screams patty pat. 🌈🌈🌈

hey patty pat! ur makeup looks great!

by cutegirlwholikestosing October 29, 2019

beef patties

large nipples

She has huge nipples! BEEF PATTIES

by Ahsgeshshhehehehe October 13, 2020

Vaggie Patty

A raw, bloody vagina.

May come in medium rare.

That's one juicy vaggie patty...

by Mlo13 February 18, 2022

lappy patty

see lap dance

When a female (or male in some cases) dances on another persons lap, in erotic movements.

see masterbation

"Dude. He's such a faggot. He even said no to a lappy patty."

by CHaR chAr December 30, 2003