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ill hob your nob

it means that i'll hob your nob
Sockyy: I'll nob yer hob, if you hob my nob

Emma: I'd hob yer nob.

ILL HOB YOUR NOB XD
by Sockyy! December 4, 2007
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Re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob

A Danish translation from the root word 'renobhobgoblin'.

1) When a door is unable to be opened due to mechanical failure (broken door knob), you have to re(k)nob the door.

2) A physical anomoly that happens when a male reproductive organ deflates or becomes flacid, very rapidly. Usually from fright, fear, unwanted touching from another male, or very strong, unpleasant vaginal odor. The opposite action of a p'fong.
1) "Damn, the door won't open. I will need to renob it."

2) "I just saw your gramma's tain't when she bent over to pick up her purse. I have renob now"

re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob
by handyfella February 4, 2010
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slob the nob

A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.
Man can she slob the nob!
by real meaning inc April 24, 2014
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Nob Niff

An excessive build up of smelly, mouldy and rotten nob cheese. A term used for stilton dick or cheesey cock syndrome.
Hey girls, who likes the smell of a nice, extra mature bit of nob niff? The doctor has advised that you have a servere case of nob niff. Hey honey, drop your smelly scuds, i want to give you a nicy tasty portion of my 10 year matuee mature nob cheese, what's the going ae
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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Nob

It's when someone is so freaking bad and stupid
ÅMAYGAD, u souch a nob
by lalala12344 November 20, 2018
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nob gollip

A person that downright frustrates/vexes you. Can be due to their ineptitude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.
Janice: Here comes Matt. What magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, I wonder? Maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. I love that one!

Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
by Elephant Mittens October 26, 2007
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Nob

by private24857 April 21, 2023
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