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ill hob your nob

it means that i'll hob your nob
Sockyy: I'll nob yer hob, if you hob my nob

Emma: I'd hob yer nob.

ILL HOB YOUR NOB XD
by Sockyy! December 4, 2007
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Re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob

A Danish translation from the root word 'renobhobgoblin'.

1) When a door is unable to be opened due to mechanical failure (broken door knob), you have to re(k)nob the door.

2) A physical anomoly that happens when a male reproductive organ deflates or becomes flacid, very rapidly. Usually from fright, fear, unwanted touching from another male, or very strong, unpleasant vaginal odor. The opposite action of a p'fong.
1) "Damn, the door won't open. I will need to renob it."

2) "I just saw your gramma's tain't when she bent over to pick up her purse. I have renob now"

re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob
by handyfella February 4, 2010
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Cheesy nob

Often referring to the jam that builds up in a Males foreskin. If such substance occurs clean away immediately or your basically gammy.
I bet Tommy's got a cheesy nob, seems like a dickhead anyway.
by ladysbirds April 13, 2021
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nob

same this as “no” just cooler tbh
“NOB OMG PLS THAT SO FUNNY BYE-
by brae <3 January 5, 2021
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Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out
Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold
by Doveiscool January 6, 2024
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Nob Art

Practice of drawing a penis on photos
That Photo is a perfect opportunity to create some Nob Art
by Dr Nob art September 13, 2016
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slobbed nob

When the tip of the Penis is slobbered on or salvaged on
Omg Sarah gave me a slobbed nob last night man, it was good
by Fuck me in the asshole April 9, 2016
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