ill hob your nob

it means that i'll hob your nob

Sockyy: I'll nob yer hob, if you hob my nob

Emma: I'd hob yer nob.

ILL HOB YOUR NOB XD

by Sockyy! December 4, 2007

Re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob

A Danish translation from the root word 'renobhobgoblin'.

1) When a door is unable to be opened due to mechanical failure (broken door knob), you have to re(k)nob the door.

2) A physical anomoly that happens when a male reproductive organ deflates or becomes flacid, very rapidly. Usually from fright, fear, unwanted touching from another male, or very strong, unpleasant vaginal odor. The opposite action of a p'fong.

1) "Damn, the door won't open. I will need to renob it."

2) "I just saw your gramma's tain't when she bent over to pick up her purse. I have renob now"

re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob

by handyfella February 4, 2010

Nob Slobberer

The noun for a person who slobbers on nobs

Joe is a nob slobberer.

by Jac0bL January 11, 2024

Cheesy nob

Often referring to the jam that builds up in a Males foreskin. If such substance occurs clean away immediately or your basically gammy.

I bet Tommy's got a cheesy nob, seems like a dickhead anyway.

by ladysbirds April 13, 2021

nob

pronounced like "door nob" used as an insult. means "stupid", "slow", "retarded", "mentally challenged" ect.

"whats the answer to question 3A"
"i dont know just figure it out you nob"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

slobbed nob

When the tip of the Penis is slobbered on or salvaged on

Omg Sarah gave me a slobbed nob last night man, it was good

by Fuck me in the asshole April 9, 2016

Nob Jockey

Noun
{Noh-B Joh-Key}

A person being an absolute idiot or cock head

"Jefferey you are being an absolute nob jockey, sit the fuck down and have some water"

by Zarisoll May 10, 2020