ill hob your nob

it means that i'll hob your nob

Sockyy: I'll nob yer hob, if you hob my nob

Emma: I'd hob yer nob.

ILL HOB YOUR NOB XD
by Sockyy! November 10, 2007
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A Danish translation from the root word 'renobhobgoblin'.

1) When a door is unable to be opened due to mechanical failure (broken door knob), you have to re(k)nob the door.

2) A physical anomoly that happens when a male reproductive organ deflates or becomes flacid, very rapidly. Usually from fright, fear, unwanted touching from another male, or very strong, unpleasant vaginal odor. The opposite action of a p'fong.
1) "Damn, the door won't open. I will need to renob it."

2) "I just saw your gramma's tain't when she bent over to pick up her purse. I have renob now"

re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob
by handyfella February 04, 2010
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jack nob

wow what a jack nob
by blank888 May 05, 2009
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Pogo Nob

When one jumps onto the bed with too much conviction and spritliness, so much so that their fallus recoils, propelling the person up to 20ft in the air.

Linked to pressurised cock.
'I heard Hughes got into bed with Janet'
'Yeah I heard he acquired a Pogo Nob at night. Broke his fucking neck, poor sod.
by pp wolloy February 21, 2022
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slob tha nob

Sucking dick or a girl giving oral sex to a boy
She slob tha nob yesterday
by Justqueenin December 21, 2013
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Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out
Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold
by Doveiscool January 06, 2024
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