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ill hob your nob

it means that i'll hob your nob
Sockyy: I'll nob yer hob, if you hob my nob

Emma: I'd hob yer nob.

ILL HOB YOUR NOB XD
by Sockyy! December 4, 2007
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Re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob

A Danish translation from the root word 'renobhobgoblin'.

1) When a door is unable to be opened due to mechanical failure (broken door knob), you have to re(k)nob the door.

2) A physical anomoly that happens when a male reproductive organ deflates or becomes flacid, very rapidly. Usually from fright, fear, unwanted touching from another male, or very strong, unpleasant vaginal odor. The opposite action of a p'fong.
1) "Damn, the door won't open. I will need to renob it."

2) "I just saw your gramma's tain't when she bent over to pick up her purse. I have renob now"

re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob
by handyfella February 4, 2010
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neon-nob

a penis wearin a bright coloured condom
"omg the guy last night he had a neon-nob"
by it is usss November 16, 2009
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Nob chomp

when one is to chomp on another ones nob
a bad BJ, Blowie whatever you wanna call it nob sucking :-) mmmmmmmmmm nob chomp
by Misswinger September 24, 2011
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jack nob

by blank888 May 4, 2009
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Nob Sock

A Nob Sock is a term used to describe the sock a person has put their nob into at the moment of orgasm to ejaculate into. This is done to keep sheets clean and leave the mess for the washing machine. Also done for fetish reasons.

The term Nob Sock can also be used as an insult to another person, refering them to be a nob sock in a demeaning manner.
A: OMG why did you put your nob in a sock!?
B: Keep the sheets clean silly

2A: Kenz your a nob sock you know
2B: I know silly
by KENZI199 July 16, 2008
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nob wash

an insult used when in a phat stress...
"you actual nob wash! what do u thing ure doin, gay hair!."
by TOM.L!!!... July 19, 2006
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