is a person who has an overweight significant other and as they hug them their hands end up resting on the massive muffin top.
Can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal.
Can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal.
Dude stop dating that girl, your reputation depends on it.
Yeah, people are calling you a muffin hugger.
Yeah, people are calling you a muffin hugger.
by hereandnowiamu July 04, 2012
by Eric Loy March 11, 2004
A student who is too into psychology for their own good. This would involve having an apple in their BRIEFCASE and encoorperating words like "ecological validity" at inappropriate moments.
by nat n' matt February 12, 2006
Someone who is a silly muffin is someone who is a silly muffin. It is not an insult, so much as a observation about someone.
A silly muffin would most definitely do something silly or unnecessary just because they can. Not something mean though, a silly muffin is not a mean person.
A silly muffin would most definitely do something silly or unnecessary just because they can. Not something mean though, a silly muffin is not a mean person.
by Amasakai November 08, 2013
by Urban Dictionary September 14, 2005
The out of sorts and visibly uncomfortable in his own life guy we all know that just cannot seem to process his being homosexual, causing abundant & quite woeful episodes of undiscerned idiotic behaviors showing everyone but himself exactly who recieves what from whom....
Oh damn, Thumper Muffin just pulled up on his new motorcycle; and of course he is jamming to some Sir Elton... What a bottom boy!
by Pork Chopubbs April 18, 2016
(v.) Code word for the act of making whoopie, shaking the sheets, fucking, getting it in, smushing, smashing, sexytime, pounding it out, and any other action or name associated with having sex.
Don't come home I am making sparkly muffins with Brice.
It is now safe to come to the dorm room becuase the sparkly muffins have been baked.
I am going to make sparkly muffins with the hottie in my math class all night long!
It is now safe to come to the dorm room becuase the sparkly muffins have been baked.
I am going to make sparkly muffins with the hottie in my math class all night long!
by Pres of Sparkly Muffin Group September 08, 2011