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Middle School

Staff that likes to suspend you for the most stupid and harmless shit ever (things like dancing, walking too fast, etc.

Teachers that won't stop shoving 10 pounds of homework down your throat.

The actual students. We have 9 types: The prep, jock, nerd, geek, social outcasts, post-pubescent, cool guys, teacher's pets, and bullies.
Prep: Spends money on middle school, get the best grades, etc. All around not too bad.
Jocks: The guys who don't know sh*t other than football.
Nerds: The snitches, to put it simply. Always get 100's in everything, and really like snitching on other people for no apparent reason.
Geeks: Personally, this is my favorite type. These are the guys that get fairly good grades, have really cool hobbies, and aren't social outcasts (nerds, we're looking at you). Fun to hang with.
Social Outcasts: The people who either don't approach anyone themselves, or no one approaches them, for varying reasons. Most likely found in the media center reading to their heart's content.
Post-pubescents: People who have no business being in middle school with how mature they are.
Teacher's Pets: Think of the nerd, only 100 times worse, and minus the good grades.
"Cool" guys: The people everyone hangs out with. Usually self-centered neurotics.
Bullies: No explanation necessary, only be prepared for things infinite times worse than in elementary. Also, 75% of them are black girls picking on scrawny whites for no apparent reason. To be assholes, I guess.
Person 1: I want to blow up my middle school.
Adult 1: I feel you. Middle school was bad for me, too.
Person 1: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? IT WAS LIKE BURNING IN MOLTEN LAVA.
Adult 1: 0__0
by A Potato-loving Cactus September 8, 2016
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take the middle

The act of capturing the center flag (two people are necessary) in the avalanche map of Day of Defeat.
Hey, Todd let's take the middle.
by denwau November 12, 2004
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Middle School

Fifth graders are excited for it until they get to seventh. Homework is piled and so is the stress. And for think this is preparing you for high school. You decide to become one with it until it shreds you with rumors and hurt. And that is the start of depression as well.
"Ok get out of the car so you're not late second year of middle school!" :D
"Why do I have to go to this prison!" ;(
"Honey how do you expect to go to college? We all know that-" Car door slams shut. :3
by i ring of truths December 27, 2014
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middle east

A giant sandbox.

People live in it.
I went to the middle east and I got sand in my Shawarma.
by YayForSuicide October 9, 2006
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middle school

The act of piggy backing off of anothers joke with less than funny results.
Tom:Where were you 5 years ago Gary?
Randy: He was in High School
cue laughter
Paul:NO! Middle school!!!
Silence; Crickets; Tumbleweed
Paul:MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by parkay September 24, 2004
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middle-named

Can also refer to someone who uses there middle-nam as they would there first
Kyle's first name is Sean. So he is middle-named.
by Dinoras November 14, 2005
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Roselle Middle

The school that's so small you literally know everyone, and basically everyone knows you. No one one wants to move there, and if they do, they soon realize that they're absolutely fucked up. Everyone thinks that they're funny when they really aren't and all everyone talks about it is dead memes or stupid gossip. If you find someone who is genuine, which is rare, make sure to keep close to them. Everyone else is a thot. Half the time you feel like dying on the inside and the other half you feel like sleeping. The basketball team sucks, similar to the school. Everyone goes to the local Starbucks and acts basic. Starbucks is infested with Roselle Middle thots. All the guys there are wannabe gangsters and think they're in "the hood." It's pathetic. Do not go there.
Person 1: Hey, what school do you go to?

Person 2: Roselle Middle!

Person 1: OMG IT'S A THOT THAT GOES TO ROSELLE MIDDLE! I NEED BACKUP!

Person 3: Well, shit.
by BackstreetBoyzRule December 7, 2018
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